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Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
3:27 pm	Looong So Saturday I am at soccer with Josh and the girls and my dad shows up and says he needs to get in my house to get my pipe wrench. So I give him my key and tell him to put it on the counter when he leaves and keep the door unlocked so I can get back in. So an hour later I get home and my door is locked. So pissed off I drive all over town trying to find my dad. When I do I say..."were is my key"? He says it's on the counter (I'm thinking SHIT!). Then I start thinking about it and it dawns on me..if all the doors are locked and my key is on the counter then how did my dad get out of the house? So I ask him and he turns beat read and hads me a key. I say "what is this" and he answers it the copy I made myself of the key to your house! Is it just me or that totaly messed up to secretly make a copy of your grown and married with two kids daughters house key????? Then it gets better. Today I go to pick Zoe up from my dads house and I notice she has tennis shoes on and tights...I sent her to there house in sandles w/o tights. So I don't say anything till I get back home. I asked Zoe where she got her tights and shoes and she gets a funny look on her face and says...Grandpa and me came here when you were at school and he went in your room and looked through all of your drawers!! What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do? I a wuss so I can't chew them out even though I want to...not only did he make one copy of my key and get caught but he actually made two copies and didn't think twice about it. Rekeying my house will cost a fortune!! What to do...am I just making too much out of this??? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 11th, 2003
10:42 pm	Pretty Please with sugar on top I wanna get hubby a LJ for xmas but hey I'm cheap and broke...any one wanna give a pooooor little me a code!!?? (using begging puppy dog eyes!!) Come on Lauren...I'll buy something from RS!!! (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 20th, 2003
10:35 pm	I'm dreaming of a white..........Thanksgiving!!!! 6 inches of frickin snow in one hour is AWESOME!!!!! It is 10:35 pm and my entire block is outside shoveling and having a house to house snowball fight!!! Is it to early to break out the bing crosby!!! (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 14th, 2003
10:55 pm	Hippie Heather What's Your Wedding Style? brought to you by Quizilla (Comment on this)
Friday, August 29th, 2003
10:28 pm	The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: > > a = poopsie > b = lumpy > c = buttercup > d = gidget > e = crusty > f = greasy > g = fluffy > h = cheeseball > i = chim-chim > j = stinky > k = flunky > l = boobie > m = pinky > n = zippy > o = goober > p = doofus > q = slimy > r = loopy > s = snotty > t = tootie > u = dorkey > v = squeezit > w = oprah > x = skipper > y = dinky > z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: > > a = apple > b = toilet > c = giggle > d = burger > e = girdle > f = barf > g = lizard > h = waffle > i = cootie > j = monkey > k = potty > l = liver > m = banana > n = rhino > o = bubble > p = hamster > q = toad > r = gizzard > s = pizza > t = gerbil > u = chicken > v = pickle > w = chuckle > x = tofu > y = gorilla > z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: > > a = head > b = mouth > c = face > d = nose > e = tush > f = breath > g = pants > h = shorts > i = lips > j = honker > k = butt > l = brain > m = tushie > n = chunks > o = hiney > p = biscuits > q = toes > r = buns > s = fanny > t = sniffer > u = sprinkles > v = kisser > w = squirt > x = humperdinck > y = brains > z = juice PS- I'm poopsie cottiesniffer!! Current Mood: silly (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 28th, 2003
2:53 pm	<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Reese Witherspoon </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jason Lee </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">4</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Berlin - Sex (I'm a) </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Emiliana Torrini - If You Go Away </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr> Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck Created with quill18's MemeGen! (Comment on this)
2:52 pm	Yep...thats me I'm from Slytherin! Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz made by The Genki Gang (Comment on this)
2:34 pm	I hate used car dealers. I bought a used mini van on Sunday. Signed all the papers and was told that I owed the car. 2 days later I get a call back from Gus Johnson Ford telling me that they never sent my financing in and now need an additional 2500 from me to process the loan!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooo mad and I love this care and I definitly do not have 2500!! What do I do! Current Mood: pissed off (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 19th, 2003
2:32 pm	General asshats Circle I Limbo Republicans Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Cheerleaders Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Big Brother watchers Circle IV Rolling Weights People who cry when they see movie stars Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx George Bush Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas the people who sing how bizzar Circle VII Burning Sands Jerry Fallwell Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Christians Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 18th, 2003
1:12 pm	LiveJournal Haiku! Your name: hoteldetective Your haiku: to put something in this here journal of ahhhh i wanted to be Username: Created by Grahame (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 17th, 2003
5:37 pm	Ok, I guess it is finally time to put something in this here journal of mine. To tell you the truth I don't have that much to say. Well...First I am a bad speller AKA a product of Ferris Highschool and I like to do this ......... alot when I type. I am 22, have two daughters (4 and 2) and have been married for a little over 5 years. I lived in CA till I was 12 them my odd parents opened up a map of the US and closed their eyes and pointed to Chewelah, WA so we up and moved. Finally after 2 years of that my parents realized that tractor and chickens were'nt for us so we moved to Spokane and stayed for another 2 years then back to CA. I hated CA so I dropped out of highschool and went to an adult school Graduated with a 4.0 3mns later. I met my husband when I was waitressing at 17 four months later we were married and a year after that we had our first baby. Ok...so if you have not noticed by now I am a bit quirky and I don't like to follow the appropriat timelines for life BUT at least I enjoy myself!! As for the present....My husband and I moved back to Spokane (believe it or not I am one of the rare few who loves it here!!!) and we are doing great. Just bought our first house...now all we need is the mini van. Hobbies......I love learning and fighting about religion. I myself am a little bit of everything (except Christian, that word scares me!!!). I drink coffee like it is going out of style and I love acting, singing, and dancing. Ok...can't think of anything else to say...questions!!...I'll get better at this...I swear!!! Current Mood: energetic (Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2003
5:19 pm	Ahhhh I wanted to be a Gilmore!! Marge Simpson: You are Marge from The Simpsons. You may not share Marge's blue bouffant, but you do share her animated style of mothering. Sometimes the pressures of maintaining a happy home may push you toward the edge, but at the end of the day, you believe in your children wholeheartedly, even when they're being rather, um, spirited. Which TV Mom are you? brought to you by Quizilla (Comment on this)